Silly J.C. Penney. You should know by now that teen girls are too fragile and stupid to decide for themselves what t-shirts to wear. Thank goodness for people willing to speak out against such atrocities on their behalf. After all, how will teen girls ever grow up to be strong, independent women if we don’t pick their clothes for them?
Author of the humorous apocalyptic novel Mercury Falls and its sequel, Mercury Rises. Booklist said that Mercury Falls "has cult favorite written all over it," but I looked and it doesn't.
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"Clever, inventive, and original, Kroese’s hilarious romp has cult favorite written all over it."
-Booklist
"Kroese’s sharp-witted follow-up will certainly appeal to Mercury Falls fans. The cliff-hanger ending will have readers eagerly anticipating the next installment."
-Booklist
"Riotously, incisively funny. Read this, or we can never be friends ever again."
-Sacramento Book Review
"I would've loved to have read this when I was starting out, and even now I learned some useful tips."
-Elisa Lorello, best-selling author of Faking It.
